Con-glompmerate

What is Con-glompmerate?

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb

Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back

Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*

Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

See con, glomp, glomped

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