Congrampture Edit Meaning

1. The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly i..

1. The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache. "Colbert expertly vandyked the cur..

1. the pointy peaks between your nose and your upper lip I had to wipe a milk mustache off my frinklers. See Jacquie..