What is Congress?
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The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur.
They had congress.
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A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.
Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in
Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."
Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."
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The opposite of
If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?
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A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.
Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.
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An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.
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1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
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When a group of 535 old, weenieless, fat, overpaid, inept politicians get together and share one brain.
The Congress of the United States is the single most inept body in the United States.
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