Congresslizard Edit Meaning

1. The plural form of libtard. As repetitive as it sounds, it stands for "liberal retards." Libtards want to live in a fantasy ..

1. The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed m..

1. To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike..