Congressman Delay

What is Congressman Delay?

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

See prostitute, whoreface, republicriminal, republican, crime

4 Nickle

1. .45 caliber pistol, nickle plated i coundnt catch him so my 4 nickle hit em..

Douchebaggedness

1. the qualities of being a douche bag; the actions showing that one is a total douche bag "... yeah, which just seems to add to his ..

Junkyarding

1. To fully cup another man's genitals with one's hands. "Stop junkyarding me, you perv!" See junk, junkyard, genital..

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