Congressman Delay

What is Congressman Delay?


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A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

See prostitute, whoreface, republicriminal, republican, crime


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