Congunjavitis

What is Congunjavitis?

Congunjavitis.. Pronounced Con-gun-ja-vi-tis

The red swollen eyes of a person who had smoked to much gunja. This person is denying the true reason their eyes r red...

claiming its a medical condition similar to conjunctivitis..

Johnny walks in the door later after school rubing his red eyes.

Mother : Johnny where have u been, have u been smoking?

Johnny : Nah mum, i jus got congunjavitis

See conjunctivitis, gunja, johnny, medical, smoking, red eyes

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