What is Coning?
1.
Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.
Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
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2.
The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches
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3.
Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.
4.
1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.
5.
The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
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6.
A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
7.
The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.
See coneclub
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Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.
