What is Coniption?
1.
To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.
Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"
2.
An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.
I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.
3.
To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger
My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.
