What is Conjunctivitis?
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Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"
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taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.
Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".
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Random Words:
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Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery
The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse
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A technique used while vomiting in order to reduce the strain placed on the eyes.
Dude, my neighbours heard you barf-yelling after last..
