Conjunctivitis

What is Conjunctivitis?

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"

"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"

"Yucky"

See pink eye, pinkeye, conjunctivitis, bacterial, viral

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

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Haled Out

1. Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day. Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers" Mr Hales - &..

Swiggitysweet

1. another way to say sweet or just another way to piss your friends off. "Hey Mary, us winning that award was pretty swiggity sweet ..

Zhi

1. A celebration term when something good happens in your favor. Man zhi.. I just won a game of warcraft.. zhi.. See yes!, w00t!, alright..

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