Conjunctjuvate

What is Conjunctjuvate?

a made up word that is used subtilely in conversation to sound smart. It is a gamble with the drawback of making you look stupid if it backfires.

Cop 1: we're going to need to conjunctuvate with the FBI to solve this case

cop 2:... what did you just say?

cop 1: what? conjunctjuvate? like to work in conjunction with.

cop 2: I don't think thats a word dude.

cop 1: yes it is...

cop 2: well I happen to have a dictionary in my car...

cop 1: uhm.. well i don't think that's necessary...

cop 2: ... dumbass

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