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a catfish jumping up and biting your big toe off
i was walking by the water and a huge catfish came and rolicorlived me!!! OHHHH GODDDD..
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Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
See take a dump, shit..
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A phrase used by a friend of mine. Usually used in a sarcastic or apathetic manner to be humorous.
Guy: Dude, my car just exploded!
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