Conkers

What is Conkers?


1.

a game played in British schools.

Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.

Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

See xxx

2.

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

3.

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

See laughs, fun, absurdity, giggles

4.

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

See bollocks, sex, fucking, skull, death, ice-cream

5.

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

See adrian

6.

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

See kryton


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