What is Conklin?
1.
To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.
"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."
"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
See
2.
Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp
You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.
See
3.
The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!
"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
See
4.
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.
That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.
See
5.
A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.
Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
See
6.
In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.
I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.
See