Conklin

What is Conklin?


1.

To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.

"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"

"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"

See fuck up, fuck to hell, idiot, conkhead, goalie

2.

Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp

You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.

See badass, pimp, shit-kicker, east, east coast

3.

The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."

"But dude, i love that word..."

"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"

See conklin, editors, urban dictionary, urban, dictionary, assholes

4.

a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.

That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.

See huge, cocky, monstrous, big, mothafucka

5.

A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.

Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.

...5 minutes later.

Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!

Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.

See conklin, mistake, idiot

6.

In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.

I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.

See loser, goof, messed up, screwed up, crashed


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