What is Connecticut Chimp?
1.
to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!
Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
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2.
Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on
I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.
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