What is Connecticut Divorce?
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Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.
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