Connecticut Douche

What is Connecticut Douche?


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preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

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