What is Connecticut Douche?
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preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
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Big ol black titties!
I'd eat the corn outa Oprah's ass if shed just let me play with dem jiggaboobs.
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to be penetrated rectally, generally by a penis.
Being buggered.
He is so hot i'd give him a kick in the back door
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A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bow..
