What is Connectile Dysfunction?


1.

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

See dysfunction, cd

2.

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

See internet, laptop, coffee shop, airport, wifi

3.

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

See network, dysfunction, lag


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