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A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.
When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please&q..
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Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.
*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky..
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The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.
I performed a successful umbilllicus c..