Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

Herne Bay

1. A town which used to be good a few years ago, but now the chavs have moved in its gone downhill. Unfortunately, I live there. I liked H..

Making A Tail

1. excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the thron..

Uphail

1. Another way to say "You Fail" Bryce said uphail every time a somebody told a joke that wasn't funny. See bryce, you, fa..

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