Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

The Poops

1. A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops..

Fat Piece Of Bitch

1. a phrase used in anger when you accidentally mix up your words while yelling at a fat friend you know what Ted? you're a fat piece..

Logjogging

1. Jogging with a turd in your pants. Man I got the worst bum chaffing from going logjogging...

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