Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

Spermtee

1. Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee. I went over to A..

Risque Croquet

1. When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet..

Grogged

1. feeling like crap, feeling hungover, not in the mood to be around people or go into work. Dude, i cant go eat lunch with you guys, went..

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