Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

Arse End Of Nowhere

1. A place behind the middle of nowhereand below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either. "Sorr..

Car Pet

1. A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fe..

Pee Schedule

1. A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you al..

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