Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

Flying Couch

1. Riding in the back seat of a car while really high. "I want shotgun" "No. You can ride the flying couch." See wee..

Cooned

1. Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offens..

Urban Bonfire

1. Creating a bonfire inside of a small or medium sized charcoal grill on a front or back porch. Primarily practiced in urban environments..

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