Conscriptum

What is Conscriptum?

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

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Lick My Pouch

1. kind of like lick my scrotum , was related as an australian pleasantry, referring to marsupials, i would guess those poms can lick my p..

Cooch Smooch

1. when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks. h..

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