Conservalib Edit Meaning

1. Sleeping with your ass against the wall to prevent penetration from any unwanted entry into your anus. My roommate was gay so I slept w..

1. Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at ..

1. Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchyattitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such a..