What is Conservative Pants?
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A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.
Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!
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When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.
Spoooooky.....
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Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over..
