What is Conservative Pants?
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A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.
Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!
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A person who goes to Marios with his wife every Friday, Saturday and Sunday night and drinks Cadillac Margaritas.
We always see Archie ..