Conservative Pants

What is Conservative Pants?


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A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.

Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!

See fake, pretender, poser, conformist


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