What is Conservative Pants?
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A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.
Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!
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The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano...