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English Football Hooligans' kit:
Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly
Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for th..
"My father not only found the cell phone my girlfriend sent me, but also her underwear and a used condom. Needless to say, I was goin..
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Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room..