Console Football

What is Console Football?


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Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.

"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.

"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.

Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.

"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"

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