What is Console Humper?
1.
Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.
James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.
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