What is Console-a-date?
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When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.
So, did you pick up any chicks last night?
No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".
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The pleasure and satisfaction one gets from squeezing out a zit on one's face.
I got the best zittasfaction when I squished out a ..