Console-a-date

What is Console-a-date?

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

See wooden shoe, gigalo, biggot, priesthood

Shoethrower

1. A person from middle eastern background Originated from Bush's shoe incident. Guy 1: Man did you see that guy back in there Guy ..

Longfish

1. a penis, johnson; "that certain part of the male anatomy." "Stop sitting on my lap, you are crushing my longfish." ..

Male Blindness

1. When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts" Man, I suffered from male blindness..

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