Console-a-date

What is Console-a-date?


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When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

See wooden shoe, gigalo, biggot, priesthood


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