Constabation

What is Constabation?


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When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:

Judy: Wow this is relaxing.

Patty: Yeah it sure is.

Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?

Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

See licked, scared


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