What is Constabation?
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When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).
4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.
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Random Words:
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to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower all your jizz". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over you..
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an excercise spreading legs and arms out-up and back in -down. Jumping snow angels.
How many jumping jacks can you do in 1 minute?
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