Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Lmaool

1. Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Used online only. I combo of LMAO and LOL Matt: Jack thought Jill was going to put out after he dumped ..

Kayed

1. When a smoking pipe's contents have been reduced to complete ash it is said to be kayed. Shit's kayed dawg. See cashed, kaye..

Armoroid

1. Noun: The new name for anime mecha being used by table gamers. Referance is to armored war fighting machines that are built into the sh..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Constafarted Edit Meaning