Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Running Laps

1. A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages. We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache...

Zealot Rose

1. A person who use others for their own personal gains, often times involving minors in grand theft felonies. Rude, white trash, hillbilly..

Enables The Tables

1. also means rocks my socks whoa! that song enables the tables! See anonymous..

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