Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Terminally Ill

1. One level higher than ill, but within the realm of words such as sick and ill. The epitome of all that is ill. "Hey Shohreh"..

Laffers

1. By far the weirdest example of a Prank Monkey ever to walk the Earth. Loves pointy-teeth licking and eyelash sucking and has a particul..

'reakin' Fretard

1. (1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard". Damn you're a 're..

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