Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Emmay

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Lonf

1. A widely accepted abbreviation for 'longing for'. Example: I lonf Shealicious..

Bury The Bastard

1. verb 1. To fornicate sans prophylactics - I fucked Sandra last night. - You wear a rubber? - No. I buried the bastard...

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