Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

W.b.

1. Whore bag. That girl Jen is w.b. See slut, skank, ho, whore 2. An abbreviation for West Bend, a suburb of Milwaukee Wisconsin. Famou..

Jinksy

1. a "cutsie" term used in place of: to masterbate, to jerk off, to wack off, etc. "After my best girl friend left, I neede..

Ombbq

1. oh my barbeque! just something random to say to your friends, its fun to say in place of OMG(oh my god) OMBBQ! did you see that?! See..

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