Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

It-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha Factor

1. This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot..

Freaky Tree

1. During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the oth..

Sweomde

1. The redonculous way of saying awesome kirstine's so friggin sweomde! See sweomde, awesome, cool, redonculous, redunkulous..

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