Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Zeldik

1. When one person has played so much zelda their dick ceases to work. Bork: Damn. i got zeldik Dave: What? Bork: I played so much zeld..

Monkeylover

1. one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy. See asspirate..

Illegal Immigration

1. We need to build a 50 ft. high wall along every inch of the Mexican border and put machine gun turrets on top and shoot all interlopers ..

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