Constafarted

What is Constafarted?

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

See fart, constapated, holding it in, BOL

Zero Consent

1. The best ska band in the worldish...! Fig A: you heard that great track waster? Fig B: Yea man! its world number one Fig A: Bitchin&a..

Double Whammy

1. a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy. 2. whe..

A Lot A Lot

1. about a handful my girlfriend was giving me a handjob, after i filled her cupped hand with sperm she looked down and said, "that&a..

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