What is Constant Gardener?
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the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
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A thin coating of semen on skin reminiscent of the lustrous glaze found on a number of pastries (Krispy Kreme donuts, etc.)
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Another way to say "taking a shit" or "dump", "poop", "crap", or "dropping anchor".
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