What is Constant Gardener?
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the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
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A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.
Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.
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a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..
