What is Constant Gardener?
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the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
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a radar detector.
I laugh at the pigs hiding out on the side of the highway now that I got my fuzzbuster. Better stick to Dunkin'..
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The fake oral sex that female porn stars give to each other. So called because the tongue never gets within three inches of the clitoris..
