Constantine

What is Constantine?


1.

Crazy white boy who goes to hell and beats bitches up with a golden shotgun

Constantine:i told you to move the car

side kick:if i knew you where tossing a demon in a mirror i would have moved it further

See Nick

2.

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

See Dean

3.

1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.

2. (n) a new type of steroid

3. (v) to make huge

4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.

That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time

See muscles, biceps, jacked, huge, steroids

4.

verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.

Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!

Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.

See rape, death, torture, harrassment, assult

5.

Multi-talented American performer of Greek descent. Famous for making it to sixth placeof American Idol in 2005, then going on to become it's most famous and charismatic contestant. Singer, actor, musical theater performer. Is now well known by his first name only, and for his hair.

Everybody remembers Constantine, the long haired rocker performer who became famous after finishing sixth place in American Idol.

See american idol, constantine, constantinos, sony, simon cowell, rent, van morrison, jim morrison, croon, crooner, rocker, rock, tenor, hair

6.

Being a constantine entails acting like a fat douchebag while trying to fuck everything in sight. Constantines usually try to fuck other guys girlfriends. Constantines are usually quite hideous. If you find a constantine, approach with caution, and then stab it 6 or 7 times.

1. That dick is acting like a fucking constantine, he tried kissing my girl.

2. I swear to god, im going to shank that fucking alex "constantine"

See alex, constantine, fag, douchebag, dickhead, frozen eddie

7.

Someone having no talent or morals. A poser. A greasy slimeball. Manwhore.

He thought he was a rockstar, but really he was just a Constantine.

See constantine, poser, greasy, slimeball, talentless, jerk, manwhore


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