What is Constantine?
1.
Crazy white boy who goes to hell and beats bitches up with a golden shotgun
Constantine:i told you to move the car
side kick:if i knew you where tossing a demon in a mirror i would have moved it further
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2.
The coolest person alive, also a
Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.
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1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.
2. (n) a new type of steroid
3. (v) to make huge
4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.
That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time
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4.
verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.
Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!
Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.
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Multi-talented American performer of Greek descent. Famous for making it to
Everybody remembers Constantine, the long haired rocker performer who became famous after finishing sixth place in American Idol.
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Being a constantine entails acting like a fat douchebag while trying to fuck everything in sight. Constantines usually try to fuck other guys girlfriends. Constantines are usually quite hideous. If you find a constantine, approach with caution, and then stab it 6 or 7 times.
1. That dick is acting like a fucking constantine, he tried kissing my girl.
2. I swear to god, im going to shank that fucking alex "constantine"
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Someone having no talent or morals. A poser. A greasy slimeball. Manwhore.
He thought he was a rockstar, but really he was just a Constantine.
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