Constapated Edit Meaning

1. The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis. Hey look at that..

1. The abiding influence of the Vikings, who arrived in Shetland just over 1000 years ago, is celebrated on the last Tuesday of January eve..

1. v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly. I ..