Constawanger

What is Constawanger?

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

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Beautiful Stranger

1. When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them. When Mary finally aw..

Yank Your Crank

1. To masterbate. Jack-off. "Where is Bob?" "Probably yanking his crank!!" After work today i will yank your crank,..

Ude

1. oo-day A term, refering to something not fun at all. From the Iraqi son of Saddam Hussein, Ude Hussein. Dude, that exam just Ude'..

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