Constawanger

What is Constawanger?

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

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Jerked Around

1. Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for mi..

Imma Chargin' Mah Lazer!

1. They're either going to kill you, or masturbating. "Imma chargin' mah lazer! WAIT... Wait. Wait for it... HAH, you ded.&..

Zoobidge

1. the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why. Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge. See nrb,..

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