Consterbating

What is Consterbating?

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??

Dustin: Smells like it.

Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

See constipation, masturbation, anal explosion

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