Consterbating

What is Consterbating?

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??

Dustin: Smells like it.

Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

See constipation, masturbation, anal explosion

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Vagigate

1. v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock. 1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a co..

Zeusmas

1. The Hellenic Polytheist's word for christmas. "I wish you a Merry Zeusmas!" See christmas, holiday, xmas, x-mas, religi..

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