Consterbating

What is Consterbating?

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??

Dustin: Smells like it.

Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

See constipation, masturbation, anal explosion

Daytonesque

1. 1. Of or like the city of Dayton Ohio. 2. Being similar to Dayton Ohio. Shreveport (LA) is a nice place, it's very daytonesque. M..

Loadon

1. One who is often loaded (drunk). AKA Lodo "Check out that loadon, I think he's going to barf on the bar!" See lodo, l..

Enspoon

1. Fat head! a person of caucasian descent, with an abnormally large head and a black frizzy afro on top- usually short "i saw an ens..

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