Consterbating

What is Consterbating?

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??

Dustin: Smells like it.

Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

See constipation, masturbation, anal explosion

Obamaffair

1. When Barack Obama has a sexual relationship with someone other than his wife. Did you hear about the Obamaffair with the teenage intern..

Babypantz

1. Word for your girlfriend,wife,babys momma or some chick you trying to get some spank from! Booyah! "Yo Babypantz, come ova here an..

Bhube

1. a coily or wispy pubic hair protruding from in or around the butthole. During anal sex, my boyfriends weiner was tickling my bhubes Se..

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