Consti

What is Consti?

To be in a position where one's train does not wnat to leave the brown terminal. Derivitive of constipation.

"Just off to the bog love. I may be a while, I've got consti"

See constipation, poo, shit, dump, crap

Telesnacker

1. Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear. Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this..

Zorgasm

1. The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest. Yeah man, that Zorgasm..

Bearded Orifice

1. The female reproductive organ. See also quipor twator stinkbox. The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the sta..

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