Constibation

What is Constibation?


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a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!

I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard

See constipation, masturbation, sexual, sex


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