Constimated

What is Constimated?

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?

friend 2: i constimated all night.

See mate, constipate, consti, pate, mating

Valhump

1. The expected and long anticipated sexing with a significant other on Valentine's Day. "Hey babe! How 'bout a quick Valhu..

The Can Man

1. A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fis..

Crockpot Special

1. (n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Constimated Edit Meaning