Constimplating

What is Constimplating?

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

See constipation, thought, toilet, poop, crap, dung, shit, turd, anus, rectum

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