Constipated Edit Meaning

1.

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!

2.

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

3.

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.

2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.

3- Hurts like fuck.

4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.

5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"

Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"

James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"

Mom- "Force harder then!"

James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."

Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."

See constipation, hard shit, pain, holy shit, omg

4.

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

See dump, nerve, shit, cool, good

5.

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

See shit, the shits, the runs, poop, dookie

6.

When it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.

FUCK! I've had to shit for days but I'm constipated. I almost feel like puking the turd out.

See constapated, backed up

7.

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

See awesome, cool, fun, good, funny