Constipated Rock

What is Constipated Rock?

1.

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"

"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"

"Well, it's still better than screamo"

See generic
10

Random Words:

Quivermen
1. When you are fucking a chick HARD on the beach. After the Sandy Entrance you feel the quiver! Thus the Quivermen! Man 1: After that San..
Read more
Quickets
1. Fast "ducats" (money). We're broke and gotta pay the guy tomorrow, we gotta go make some quickets. See money, ducat, du..
Read more
Jockle
1. To waste time and act like a complete dilz. Stop Jockling them bitches, they are nastLe. 2. To hoist from the grunder side of a large..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free