What is Constipation Contraction?

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A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*

Josh: what's wrong?

Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.

Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

See constipation, contraction, sore butt
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