What is Constipation Contraction?


1.

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*

Josh: what's wrong?

Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.

Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

See constipation, contraction, sore butt


24

Random Words:

1. a semi-cool kid who thinks he's the shit I met this kid named Zenger at this weird hotel...and we once wrote a porno. See i dont ..
1. Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you Hayle..
1. Yet Another Meaningless Milestone I just hit a YAMM with my 5,000th post...