What is Constipation Handle Bars?


1.

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"

"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

See handles, constipation, shit, frustrating, handicapped, fecal


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