What is Constipation Handle Bars?
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Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"
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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
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