Constipeetion

What is Constipeetion?


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When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.

Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.

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