Constitution Edit Meaning

1.

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.

2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

2.

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

makes great smores that smell like freedom!

See suckage

3.

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

See angry

4.

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."

-me

See Dave

5.

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

See God

6.

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

7.

(n.)

The opposite of PROstitution.

Prostitution: It's against the constitution of the United States!

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