Consumer Whore

What is Consumer Whore?


1.

Someone who makes fool-harty purchases, blind to the money-making scams of corporations.

People who buy nintendo products which require one or more other nintendo products are a fine example.

"This game could require just the Gamecube, rather than requiring the Gameboy advance as well, but we like money. Give us your money you consumer whore."

"So I can buy this playstation 2 that doesn't come with a hard drive, but to play the latest Final Fantasy, I have actually do have to buy a PS2 hard drive and a network adapter in addition to the $200 I paid for the PS2? Wow, I sure am a consumer whore."

"Not only will they have to pay $80 to buy this MMO computer game, but they will have to pay an additional $15 a month to continue playing it! The 5 servers our company bought to run this game will pay for themselves in 2 weeks! Thank god for comsumer whores!"

2.

1. One who purchases (or complains about lack of ability to purchase) popular clothes or music solely in an attempt to conform.

2. One who purchases unpopular clothes or music solely in an attempt to be nonconformist.

3. One who shops at Hot Topic.

1. "Look at that consumer whore shopping at Fitch! I overheard him complain about their prices just the other day!"

2. "Why does she wear that AFI shirt? She hates the band, along with the rest of the school..."

3. "Fucking tight pants-wearing, name-dropping, commie-spouting dick. I heard him singing Sean Kingston the other day."

See conformist, nonconformist, namedropper, name-dropper, pinko

3.

A consumer whore is a woman who doesn’t work or do anything. She uses her husbands or boyfriends money to buy things completely unnecessary and useless. Consumer whores could not function in society on their own. Without the money provided by their companions they would become common whores as they are unable to consume. As a man it is recommended that you stay away from these “consumer whores” as they will take you for all your worth while contributing nothing and then move on to the next man.

Use in a sentence: Hey man, you see that bitch driving that Mercedes, its noon and she’s not working … that fuckin’ bitch is a consumer whore!

Examples: Nesrine Jebali, Any women who doesn’t work and leaches off her husbands money.

See whore, bitch, slut, consumer


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