What is Consumermas?
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The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.
How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.
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