What is Cont?
1.
the north wales slang for
"Hey! You ok cont?"
"Watcha doing cont?"
"God he's a cont"
but obviously in welsh!
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2.
a jammy bugger, or a dumbass.
you cont.
3.
Someone who signs other people up to newsletters and mailing lists.
Tim and Bernard are a right bunch of Conts.
Random Words:
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Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex
Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...
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