Contact Lens

What is Contact Lens?

The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.

Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.

Pork Fart

1. to emit a gaseous fart like noise from inside one's vagina damn, my panties smell of porkfart..

Zebrowski

1. A small, wet turd. Usually emerges cold. Feel better? No, it was just a Zebrowski. I could use some bran. See poo, crap, haircut, flam..

Love Pats

1. soft punches of encouragment that are administered on the knee, shoulder and arm. my dad kept giving me "love pats" See love..

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