What is Contammienator?
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Any female of the genus "Tammie", who works in an office otherwise consisting exclusively of males (male species in the office may vary): the ConTammienator exhibits periodic infatuations and frequent bouts of "nothing's wrong. really.". ConTammienator is fun to have around.
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc..