Contarted

What is Contarted?

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

See confusing, retarted, stupid, annoying, pointless

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

See dumb, silly, funny, lazy

Batten

1. A slang term for urinating on someone. Also known as a Piss Batten or Chris Batten. You Batten'ed someone? I'll Chris Batten..

08863

1. 08863 is an area code used for the greatest city in the World... Fords N.J. 08863, Sure thats that awesome city Fords See awesome, coo..

Zoot Fairy

1. Lady who can handle her blunt. dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit. See fairy..

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