Contarted

What is Contarted?

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

See confusing, retarted, stupid, annoying, pointless

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

See dumb, silly, funny, lazy

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Jfob

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Vagankles

1. A vagina that is soooo loose, it hangs down to one's ankles. Yo momma so loose, she tucks her vagankles in her socks. See vagina,..

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