Conte Job

What is Conte Job?

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

See blow jobs, anus, trumpet, job, blow

Qfd

1. An acronym on First Person Shooters while playing online meaning Quit Fucking Dying Gamer 1: dude i have 1 kill and 23 deaths Gamer 2:..

Unsocial

1. One who does not attend social gatherings Brennan: "Hey do you want to go to a really cool place tonight?" Michael: "..

Grumplet

1. getting a blowjob while takin a crap dude she just gave me a grumplet! See bagman..

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