Conte Job

What is Conte Job?

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

See blow jobs, anus, trumpet, job, blow

Hackery

1. Digital wizardry. Like TiVO, bittorrent, etc. WTF that DDOS was fkn hackery!!111!11!1!! See hack, hacker, wizardry, digerati..

Howdy Dandy

1. When a girl gives you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth, then you make out and you drink it out of her mouth.... Hey Ben! I gave kail..

Crestache

1. 1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache. I loo..

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