Conte Job

What is Conte Job?

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

See blow jobs, anus, trumpet, job, blow

Befuddled Penguin

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Mooper

1. It is a person who talks about stuff which does not interest his audience. Somebody who speaks of nonsense. Moopers are commonly found..

Brewing Biscuits

1. Nasty vaginal yeast infection. Eww you don't want none of that puss,she's brewing biscuits! See cottage cheese, poppin'..

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