Conte Job

What is Conte Job?

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

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Froud

1. To be proud of something exceedingly geeky. I'm froud of whoever figured out that nine times six is 42 in base 13. See proud, awe..

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Cloat

1. A cloat is a throat clearing action that is incredibly grotesk. She has this nasty cloat and then hacks out a big old ball of phlegm(fl..

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