What is Conte Job?
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When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"
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The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.
I fought her love portal until the morning.
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Eating your girl out when she has a yeast infection.
My girl had a yeast infection and I continued to give her a dirty Pilsbury
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A stupendous feat of human achievement, especially involving two blows to the head of an adversary
"Woah, double bifters on the no..
