Contemplaining

What is Contemplaining?


1.

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whinynincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.

Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.

See whining, complaining


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